bacon math

Bacon > Anything + Bacon > Anything

This is basically my response to any recipes that jazz something up with bacon.  Yes it is true that everything is better with bacon.  But if I have bacon, I'd just rather make bacon and eat it.  Plain bacon trumps all.  Mixing with something else just dilutes its bacon-ness.

This is most exemplified at breakfast buffets at hotels.  Everyone is thinking I just want to load this plate up with bacon and skip everything else.  But I better put some of these shitty scrambled eggs on my plate so I don't look like savage.  Well Paleo has given you carte blanche to pile the bacon high.  I've been doing it for years with only the occasional glare.